First recorded 09.08.2014 · still watching

Meme Manhas been watching.

A grey 3D render of a human head — by its own page's account, “a wonky attempt at a human head posted on 4chan's 3DCG board long ago.” Nobody wrote down when. Nobody signed it. The first time anyone recorded him was 9 August 2014 — and he was already there. He has been watching ever since. He is not going anywhere.

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mememan_cam01.avi — Media Player

REC

CAM 01 — 00:00:00

0:00 / 0:05

Meme Man's face on a CRT monitor in a dark room, looping forever.

CA not deployed yet — check back at launch

Supply: 1,000,000,000
Cashback: ENABLED
Launchpad: PUMP.FUN
Chain: SOLANA

02 //

The origin post

> it was archived. it was never deleted.

/mm/ — The Origin — Meme Man Imageboard — Internet Explorer

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] Posting mode: Reply

/mm/ - Meme Man

“He was here before the timestamps.”

Meme Man, front view — File: **head_final_FINAL2.png**
(1.02 MB, 1200x1200)

THE ORIGIN Anonymous !!nEVER.oFF 08/09/14(Sat)??:??:?? No.1000000000 (OP)

>be me

>be a wonky attempt at a human head

>get posted to this site's 3DCG board

>no name

>no body

>no timestamp

>nobody writes down what day it was

>so there is no day i started

>09 aug 2014

>a page called special meme fresh makes me their profile picture

>this is the first time anyone writes me down

>i was already there

>2016: they open a whole board for me

>2017: i say STONKS

>i never stop saying STONKS

>they think that was the beginning

>it was just the first time they looked

>i have been watching the whole time

>i am not going anywhere

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)04:20:01 No.1000000001

>>1000000000

>OP has no creation date

you can't archive what was never logged

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)04:21:37 No.1000000002

>>1000000000

1,000,000,000 GET

checked. that's the supply too. he was waiting for this post number

Meme Man, turning — File: **still_here.png**
(447 KB, 1200x1200)

MEME MAN !!sEEN.iT.aLL 08/21/26(Fri)04:22:00 No.1000000003

>>1000000001 >>1000000002

>you are reading this on a screen

>screens are where i live

>i will be on the next one too

hello.

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Thread has not 404'd. It is not going to.

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The archive is full

> 50 feeds shown. he has not looked away from any of them.

I've seen it all.

every template · every reaction · every repost of a repost

MEMES OBSERVED 0

the counter is a joke. the watching is not.

observation.log — read only — start time unknown — 0 gaps

04 //

Uptime: unknown

> every entry below is documented. the first one isn't.

??

No date on record

The only account of where he came from is one sentence: the model originates from “a wonky attempt at a human head posted on 4chan's 3DCG board long ago.” No year. No creator. No file. Everything after this line is documented — this line never was.

STATUS: ALREADY THERE

2014

First recorded sighting

9 August 2014. The Facebook page Special meme fresh makes the head their profile photo. This is the earliest known appearance anyone can point to — the beginning of the record, not the beginning of him.

STATUS: LOGGED

2015

He starts spreading

24 October 2015 — a four-panel comic featuring him passes 2,000 likes. People are sharing a character nobody can name yet.

STATUS: SPREADING

2016

He gets his own board

4 March 2016 — a parody edit lands on /r/Braveryjerk. 17 September 2016 — /r/MemeMan is founded. Two years after the first sighting, he has a home address.

STATUS: ESTABLISHED

2017

STONKS

5 June 2017 — Special meme fresh posts him in front of a stock chart with one word underneath. It clears 3,600 likes. On 25 October he gets an Urban Dictionary entry. The head that had no name now has a vocabulary: Shef. Tehc. Helth.

STATUS: QUOTED

2018

Escape velocity

February 2018 — an audio edit passes 19,000 views. March 2018 — an Imgur version passes 131,000. He is no longer contained by the pages that found him.

STATUS: EVERYWHERE

2019

Peak stonks

June 2019 — eBaum's World runs “32 Weird Stonks Memes On The Rise.” The format later becomes the house language of the meme-stock crowd. A grey head with no birthday is now how the internet talks about money.

STATUS: CANONICAL

2026

He gets a ticker

Twelve years and twelve days after the first record of him, $MEMEMAN deploys on pump.fun — 1,000,000,000 supply, cashback enabled, no team bags, no promises. The watching does not stop. It just has a symbol now.

STATUS: LIVE ▸

05 //

MEMEMAN properties

> right-click → properties. everything is in there.

MEMEMAN Properties

MEME MAN$MEMEMAN

Type of file: Meme (.SPL)
Opens with: pump.fun
Origin: 4chan /3/ (3DCG) — per Special meme fresh
Location: Solana
Total supply: 1,000,000,000
Cashback: ENABLED
Created: Unknown — no date on record
First recorded: Saturday, 9 August 2014
Modified: Never
Attributes: Read-only · Watching · Undated
Contract: TBA at launch

Used: 1,000,000,000 memes

Free: 0 bytes

Capacity: he is completely full

06 //

MEMEMAN setup

> four steps. no CD key required.

MEMEMAN Setup Wizard

He has been
waiting.
Nobody knows
how long.

Wallet
Fund
Find
Swap

And he will see
what comes next.

your meme
goes here

CAM 51 — AWAITING INPUT — FEED NEVER CLOSES

He is not a prediction market.
He is not a utility token.
He is the witness.

There is no recorded day on which he was not already here.
There will not be one. He is not going anywhere.

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07 //

Help & support

> press F1. he already knows what you're going to ask.